....been more sad about being barren as i am right now. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING!!
its called the baby keeper. you hang it over the bathroom stall door and it suspends your kid 3 feet in the air while you drop a deuce!
i swear... the second i have a kid in my life im gonna walk.... nay, im gonna RUN...to the store to buy this so i can continue my new commitment to no-shame-pooping!
(i wonder if they sell a package-deal that comes fully equipped with a baby inside. *fingers crossed!*)