....been more sad about being barren as i am right now. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING!!
its called the baby keeper. you hang it over the bathroom stall door and it suspends your kid 3 feet in the air while you drop a deuce!
i swear... the second i have a kid in my life im gonna walk.... nay, im gonna RUN...to the store to buy this so i can continue my new commitment to no-shame-pooping!
(i wonder if they sell a package-deal that comes fully equipped with a baby inside. *fingers crossed!*)
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OMG...I am LMAO at this perilous contraption designed by some sadistic nutbag! Ha! I needed that! Anyway...thanks for visiting my blog. I assure you I will keep the sarcasm coming. I'm a better person for it.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh. I really needed it today.
ReplyDeleteOh fuck. I don't even like to hang my purse / coat on the bathroom doors.
ReplyDeleteI want to purchase this so I can use it when performing my weekly auntly babysitting duties. Hee hee, "doodies."
ReplyDeleteThat is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Especially the kid scratching the top of her head. She's confused as to why she's suspended in air like that in front of mommy while she's doing her business.
ReplyDeleteJust found your blog and I"m glad I did! Your post cracked me up! Why wait? You can always buy now and gift later....if you don't have a need for it!
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny. Now I want one too! :)
ReplyDeleteOMIGOD that crap is funny. no pun intented. :-)
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