doing the pee-pee dance

so... i have officially reached the "i'm doing the pee-pee dance because i'm too scared to go to the bathroom" stage. ill probably end up with a urinary tract infection at this rate but its just so damn stressful!! since i'm at day 13 post IUI (which is day 27 of my cycle) and in the past i have started spotting anywhere from day 11-13 post IUI (day 26-30 of my cycle), each trip to the bathroom now feels like im walking on death row. ok...ill admit it, that was a bit dramatic but you get the point. in order to take my mind off of my full bladder, i have written a little limerick.

*clearing my throat*

oh woe is meeee
i have to peeee
my bladder is filling up to my head.

but pee i wont
cuz i really dont
wanna wipe and see any red.

*taking a bow*
thank you.

crampin my style!

i am 10 days post IUI and good LORD am i crampy! i keep getting waves of cramps that last about 5 minutes and they are intense!

i did some searching on the net to see what they could be from and im guessing its just a result of the fertility meds. my first self-diagnosis was OHSS (ovarian hyperstimulation syndrome) but i have since become less dramatic.

some folks have shared on thier blogs that intense cramps eventually led to a positive reading on a pregnancy test.... but im not ready to count my chickens just yet.

the symptoms that can come from using fertility medication include sore boobs, abdominal cramping, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and abdominal bloating.

the symptoms of an upcoming visit from aunt flo include sore boobs, abdominal cramping, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and abdominal bloating.

oh, and the symptoms of pregnancy??...you guessed it! sore boobs, abdominal cramping, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and abdominal bloating.

*rolling my eyes*

i cant wait till the TTWW is over!!