i heard that my ex-boyfriend (the one from high school who i mentioned in THIS post) just had twin boys. typically this would be an occasion to offer congrats but here is a recap of our conversation which occurred via text:
NJ: hey...i see on facebook that your sister is holding 2 babies. the caption says they are her "new nephews". did you have a couple kids since we last spoke a month ago??
the ex: yeah...as it turns out, i have twins.
NJ: as it turns out? what does that mean? and how come you didnt mention the fact that you were expecting?
the ex: well i didnt know. we just got the paternity test back and it turns out they are my boys.
if i hear.
about one more person.
having a kid.
that they weren't intentionally trying to have....