Tuesday, September 29, 2009

really? i mean come ON!!!!

ok, i get it. im infertile. my womb is probably drier than the sierra desert. i walk past house plants and they shrivel up and die. i have plenty of examples of my barren-ness every day.

not only do i have to deal with friends who unexpectedly get pregnant... "oops, we weren't even trying! *giggle*"

*deep breath*

and an ex-boyfriend who suddenly became a parent... "as it turns out, the paternity test says that i have twins"

*rolling my eyes*

but now we have to deal with pregnant women getting pregnant?

come on universe...what's wrong with you?!?!


1 comment:

  1. I had the same thought about that. I thought "oh f#ck you, fertile freak of nature!" Was that wrong?