ok, i get it. im infertile. my womb is probably drier than the sierra desert. i walk past house plants and they shrivel up and die. i have plenty of examples of my barren-ness every day.
not only do i have to deal with friends who unexpectedly get pregnant... "oops, we weren't even trying! *giggle*"
*deep breath*
and an ex-boyfriend who suddenly became a parent... "as it turns out, the paternity test says that i have twins"
*rolling my eyes*
but now we have to deal with pregnant women getting pregnant?
come on universe...what's wrong with you?!?!
ALREADY PREGNANT WOMEN GETS PREGNANT
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I had the same thought about that. I thought "oh f#ck you, fertile freak of nature!" Was that wrong?
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